"Real-life Dilbert manager quotes"

The blog 'Architects Rule!' is managed by a lead developer with a Belgian office of Microsoft. He's tracked down 'the top ten quotes in corporate America'. These include some priceless ones, such as the winner:

"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks."
-Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp. in Redmond WA

Check out the rest of the quotes here...